cornhole cruiser

A homosexual, one who cruises cornholes

"That guy is such a cornhole cruiser. I saw him making out with his butt-buddy before"

by cory b . June 14, 2006

Mid-Tempo Cruiser

Songs of medium tempo, ranging from 75 bpm - 100 bpm. Usually good driving music.

Some good Mid-Tempo Cruisers:
Dr. Dre - Xxplosive
William De Vaughn- "Be Thankful For What You've Got"
Curtis Mayfield - "Pusherman"
T.I. - "What You Know"
Betty Everett - "You're Falling In Love"
Soul and Rap music have alot of good examples.

by bobtheorange October 21, 2010

Land Cruiser

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

by J25 September 8, 2005

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

PT Cruiser

The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.

Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter

by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011

Broadway Cruisers

People who at night drag race down the main road of a town.

Broadway Cruisers: Let's go be annoying and drag race at midnight!

by Itscoldhere September 21, 2009