Cronk

Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))

Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D

by Meep man :D February 2, 2020

Cronk

An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.

WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful

"Hey is that Cronk?"
"Oh shit i think it is"
"Why did i get so horny all of the sudden?"

by TheRedHill December 21, 2020

Walter Cronkited

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.

Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.

by The Cronky January 5, 2011

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"

At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room

by Cara_O February 1, 2007

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

cronkink

Cronkink, a fetish that occurs when someone has sexual attraction to a violet blooded, fish greaser, with lighting shaped horns.

Him: any fetishes or kinks babe?~
Her: yeah not anything for you but occasionally Cronkink

Him: how the f*** did we meet?
Her: you were desperate and wouldn't leave me alone

by holyhellkillme October 4, 2017

Crink Cronk

A person of absolute no use.

A useless mf who won’t do something you want or is just being stubborn.

Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.

Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.

Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.

Example 2:

Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts

Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.

Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.

by moisturizer May 6, 2021