A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.
Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!
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A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.
Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…
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by JaySlayer December 14, 2022
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by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021
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by Butta Steez October 12, 2009
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Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
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