crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel December 14, 2008

Critch

An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.

Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.

by SirHumble February 19, 2018

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

Crichy Crich

Hiphop. Smokes madddd swishers. Owns Fat Wallet Ent. Texas Hiphop. Good weed , bad bitches,travels cities gettin paid. yuh diggggg

Crichy crich is performin in Padre spring break at club chaos

by NeWoRlEaNsMaNiAc February 3, 2010

Critch

An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

by Orinoco June 11, 2006

crinchy

a whiteboi who thynks heez blak but dresses white

white boi: yo shon! (wearing college shirt tucked in dockers pants)
nigga: shut the fuck up u crichy as moufucka!!!

by dat boi richard October 29, 2004