Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

Crimpet

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

Cripplepotamus

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

by CloudX9 December 15, 2011

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020