crèmbster

A feverish sexual addiction involving a Prince Edward Island lobster (preferably alive). The procedure is commenced with the lobster clenching tightly to the testicles. Once this position is succeeded, the deliverer breaches entry of the lobster’s mouth canal with an erect veiny cock and proceeds down the throat. The penis is then removed with miximum strength. This action continues with violent force until the grip of the lobster begins to become flacid. If done correctly, the lobster should have perished and your shaft should be covered in the successfully harvested “crèmbster”. You may now wring out and drink from either opening of your digestive system.

Who eats a lobster these days. All the rave is in Crèmbster because i need no tools to get into that tough shell!

by MrMonoply5000 February 21, 2018

Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.

"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010

cristerna

a not so common Hispanic last name. commonly mistaken as cristina when read aloud but it is not it is cristerna.

Josh:"dude did you see anissa? She changed alot over the summer"
Alex:"which Anissa?"
Josh:"Anissa Cristerna"
Alex:"retard, thats my girlfriend"

by anissamc June 21, 2008

cramster

fist and penis injected into vagina at the same time. With other fist shoved into ass pushing hamster into oblivion.

Can you handle the cramster!

by willie really August 23, 2009

cripster

a hipster of the christian persuasion. oftentimes secretly slutty, venemous, or closeted.

Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.

by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011

Alabama Trimester

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011