creamated

An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.

Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.

by Telephony September 16, 2020

Croatard

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007

crimtard

A crimtard is the unique mixture of a criminal and retard, hence the name CRIMTARD!

"Can you believe they got pulled over with a meth lab in their trunk!?" "I know, what a couple of CRIMTARDS!"

by Ishhhh January 31, 2010

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

by tyler manning January 30, 2008

crewtard

A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.

Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!

by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.

Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!

by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019