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Creeptard 

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A retarded person who can't get the message! He/she usually spends his days stalking the "target" and continues to be creepy. Usually he/she can't take a hint!
Person 1: Why does he always bother me all day? Can't get just take a hint!?!
Person 2: He's such a creeptard!
Creeptard by Angie Stoney March 15, 2010
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Creeptard 

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An adjective used to describe a person who acts like a retard but for the purpose to make others feel creeped out. Usually, the person described will be sick minded.
Person 1: That guy is so scary! He pulled a pedophile face at me!
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a creeptard.

Creeptard 

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One part creep and one part retard. A Creeptard is known to talk very loudly and get suffer emotional distress when made fun of. Creep stalks bartender for months before finally finding her on facebook. Creep writes long stalker message to add him while unknowing becomes a retard because his girlfriend learns of his facebook update. Creeptard is then barred from the bar and loses only girlfriend he's ever had.
Noun: This creeptard keep following me around.

Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.

Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded
Creeptard by Jerktard June 2, 2010

Creeptard 

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A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.
Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!
Creeptard by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019

Cryptard 

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An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Creatard 

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Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
Creatard by nukleus April 30, 2008
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