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craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"
Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.
by Legos August 21, 2007
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Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
by maudibe February 7, 2010
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Craptop

Dylan's Laptop
die craptop is kanker waardeloos
by spartun January 30, 2020
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cappopeenapoppa

When ur thing is hot and tastes like coffee mixed with popping candy
Person A: Hey man what are you doing?
Person B: I’m making a cappopeenapoppa.
Person A: What the hell is that?
Person B: Its when my chicken schnitzel is hot but it tastes like coffee mixed with popping candy.
Person A: Ohhhh yeah that makes sense
by soggypaperbag January 27, 2021
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Crapophonicality

The quality of a seemingly smart person's contant nag for complexing simple stuffs by adding using difficult words , and in that process making his audience feel boredom .
Simon is such a poseur , he always uses difficult words to sound smart , but in reality he has a very surface level knowledge about everything . I believe , one day , his crapophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .
by Dip_Narendrapally February 6, 2022
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craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
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Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.
Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.
by jacqeez June 29, 2009
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