crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

by loligon November 27, 2011

crApple

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003

Crapple

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.

I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

crappler

Toilet that does not flush properly.

Why do I have to have the room near the crappler?

by Pittz November 8, 2006

Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009

Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".

"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"

by The S October 24, 2003