Crookshanks

A very cute orange cat that is quite fluffy. She is from the harry potter series and belongs to Hermione granger.

Crookshanks pounced up onto the old arm chair and curled up next to me.

by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021

crankathank

The moment you reach full orgasm, whilst falling out of a plane

Person 1: Yo, did you go sky-diving this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah man! Fully hit that crankathank

by Radiatorpain November 20, 2021

Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

by trei3 July 20, 2024

Cruikshanked

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.

He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

by TH Political Memes March 6, 2024

crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

by Booty stealer June 17, 2024

Yogi_crookshank

A stan for hermione granger in the series "harry potter" also likes to bump his head against the wall

guy 1: "yo whats that guy doing"
guy 2: "being a yogi_crookshank"

by yknowthatsme December 31, 2021