craftymatic

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.

by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018

Crafthan

Short for Crafthanian, from the greek word for gay man. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Hey you know Josh?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: he's a Crafthan lol

by Smartman10220 April 13, 2021

Crasman Zoobas

The best

“Oh look! Its Crasman Zoobas! I wish I was as cool as her”

by CrasmanZoobasfan385272 May 3, 2021

Chatsmanlike conduct

Chat-smin-like-con-duct. When a person continually adds value by performing activities that warrant the call of "Chat".

Jerry took the bins out & helped Bridget with her homework, that's chatsmanlike conduct

by Dollar$ Carroll September 28, 2011

Crapsmanship

The cheap lazy opposite of craftsmanship seen in lower quality bootlegs that don't even try to trick you into thinking you're buying the real thing, especially dollar store/poundland toys cast from molds of molds.

Would you look at the crapsmanship on this thing? Shoddy paint job, all the wrong colors, jagged plastic that reeks of crayon, barebones packaging, no articulation, easily breakable parts, the accessories are the wrong size, & it's a lot smaller than the original.

by ThatEvilRedhead June 16, 2013

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

cratomanal

When something is amazing or fantastic.

This food is absolutely cratomanal

by 6734cratomanal October 21, 2022