tracksuit dale

Dale a.k.a trackuit bandit. Has two loves in his life, loto tracksuits and umbro tracksuits. Although on a good occaison dale will be spotted wearing only his black tracksuit (reserved for important Black trackuit functions attended by soccer coaches) Dale has always had a passion for tracksuits, from when a boy he dreamed of one day owning a wardrobe full of nothing but tracksuits. For people who have seen dale, they will notice he loves tracksuits. on recent occasions dale has been spotted with an apprentance. His 'miniture' is the exact replica of dale and one day also hopes to own a wardrobe full of tracksuits.

If i were to buy 20 if these tracksuit... is there any chance i could get a discount.

Dale walks into loto facotry and belives he has reached heavan.

by im not wearing that, its not loto! July 20, 2004

crackout

1. over use of extasy in relating of tiredness after roll is done
2. crappy pills

1. Dam im crackout from last nite roll
2. Dam i got crackout from those pills

by EXTC October 17, 2008

crackslut

basically the same as crackwhore. There are some subtle differences though. Someone who gives sex for crack money is the definition of crack whore. A crack slut claims that they need the money to buy crack and give sex, but really have enough money without giving sex for crack, and give sex anyways. So basically they are sluts, who are addicted to crack, but dont need the money from the sex.

Person 1: A crackslut is having sex with my dad in my bedroom.
Person 2: Shutup bitch
Dad: Heres some crack money
Crackslut: Thanks

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.

Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey

by Dezza July 18, 2003

crackstituents

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.

Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.

by Crackstituent1 November 5, 2013

crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

Dewsbury Tracksuit

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.

To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.

by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010