corolla dent

75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.

Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.

Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.

by gooberliberation March 18, 2006

Corona Karen

That woman who scans the streets and parks from her condo balcony or car with her trusty binoculars hungry to report social-distancing violators to tip lines or police; filled with rage and righteous indignation she harasses dispatchers with the hopes that those terrible people trying to exercise and enjoy their lives get locked up together, infected, and die.

"These murderous criminals are threatening my right to life, and the lives of all citizens with their disgusting walking without wearing masks, holding hands, and playing basketball by themselves!" she screeches into her iPhone.

Thanks for the report, Corona Karen.

by NamelessGhost May 8, 2020

Coprophagia

The name of the condition that describes someone who loves to eat shit. As in stools or poo poo. It is occatinally seen in animals and sometimes humans. This is known as "Scat Eating"

Essen mein sheisse.

Okey Dokey.

by 1069 June 4, 2005

Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.

My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

Coprolite

An archaeological term used to describe a fossilised piece of waste emitted from the rectum of an animal or human.

‘You are nothing more than a human coprolite, you worthless piece of dung!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 19, 2023

cuauhtemock corollary

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate

The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.

by Dodio_1 May 4, 2010

Corona Light

A name for halfbreeds for being Mexican and White.

You're a Corona Light person

by Kilo Alpha Zulu July 27, 2018