Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

by CARNAN November 19, 2006

Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

Coronalingus

Normally a term used as eating out a girls pussy during the time of the coronavirus but now used as a term for bad bitches Havin a good time

Omg me and my friends grace, Miranda, and karina went to the beach and had the best time. It’s a hot coronalingus summer.

by Datbitchhhhhhh May 29, 2020

coronebola

Coronavirus and ebolas idiotic child

Coronebola, some people with ebola eating bats

by catboyking February 14, 2020

Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

by Dead launch February 6, 2021