wine corker

when taking a dump, one solid piece of fecal matter is shat. this is followed by butt piss.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Corker

Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.

"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."

by PoopedOn April 11, 2009

Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

white corker

When a man is about to ejaculate and he plugs up his piss hole so his cum cannot cum out and it hurts like hell!!!

A man is having a wank and he doesn't want to make a mess everywhere!!!

by SICKO 666 February 9, 2004

Corkey

A large gasious beast with tendancies to chase ditchpigs (see ditchpigs). This creature should not be approached when intoxicated or at any time. Also see "common letch"

Dont look now ladies.. but here comes a corkey

by Andy April 22, 2004

corker

it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.

by Phil McCrank May 24, 2005