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cooties

Don't Make me give you cooties!
by jl32194 March 11, 2010
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cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
by Light Joker December 3, 2004
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cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.
One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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cooty

a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
by dippleknot August 7, 2007
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Cootie

Slang term meaning pussy or vagina
"Dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!"
by $mitty May 21, 2006
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cootie

gross germs that infect only boys!
Jason has lots of cooties!!!
by katheryn vicki May 19, 2005
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Cooty

Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.
This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.
by Robert Akins December 28, 2005
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