cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

cooty

a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!

ew that girl has a cooty!

by dippleknot August 7, 2007

Cootie

Slang term meaning pussy or vagina

"Dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!"

by $mitty May 21, 2006

cootie

gross germs that infect only boys!

Jason has lots of cooties!!!

by katheryn vicki May 19, 2005

Cooty

Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.

This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005