cooties

cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..

that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)

by gina and sarah December 28, 2005

Cooties

n. pl. Slang. Lice. Girls got them dude.

Dude, girls have cooties.

by Zach Moore May 13, 2005

Cooties

A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.

Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.

by kamrizzzle November 27, 2010

Cooties

To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.

John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!

by RandomBlabberer April 23, 2010

Cooties

The reason why Molestation is Illegal

Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

by asdjkgaiogjdklsjfal;djf;lksdahjugihr;aigr April 26, 2005

Cooties

A form of STD that can develop from having unprotected sex

"Ooooo that girl has cooties!"

by Jenbear242 June 1, 2016