cooler cunt 

a cooler cunt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she's extra skanky, just the neck. and suddenly she's falling all over the place...especially the laps of males nearby. and she's also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a fucking idiot. and this lasts THE ENITRE NIGHT until she has managed to make out/fuck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was "drunk"

Mike: Dude i just did that chick Cindy
John: so did the rest of the party dude, she's a cooler cunt

cooler cunt by Kyeboom January 18, 2008

The Cooler 

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

The Cooler by slopass December 13, 2004

20% cooler 

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.

bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler

20% cooler by anon.338 August 14, 2011

cooler 

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.

I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!

cooler by ROI Guy February 27, 2007

cooler maintenance 

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

cooler maintenance by Jack de wack June 26, 2008

wine cooler 

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.

"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."

wine cooler by Lahr November 14, 2006

Cooler 

A term used to describe someone whow either knowingly (usually found in casinos) or unknowingly (usually in a bar) ruins a hot streak or situation.

When assosciated with the ruining of any type of foundation trying to be laid with picking up chicks, it is often accompanied by a fierce blowing wind sound caused by the offender, which in turn leads to his poor friends freezing instantaneously like cartoon characters.

Barry: "Hey Garry did you get any ass last night?"

Garry: "No way bro! That Andrew kid was being such a cooler!"

Cooler by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010