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coolmathgames day

On December 30th we all play cool maths games one last time before it shuts down for forever on January 1st 2021
Coolmathgames day will commemorate the death of cool maths games...

RIP cool maths games.com
by Poopy bumhole December 4, 2020
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coolmathgames.com

Coolmathgames.com is a website created in 1997 that hosts some of the most entertaining flash web browser games that you'd find yourself playing even while not at school. The games really have nothing to do with math at all, it has all the popular game titles that you'd find on other flash game websites. Its ingenious URL has managed to slip through most school's website filters for over 22 years, deceiving gullible teachers alike.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on coolmathgames.com
by Obv troll is obvious December 14, 2020
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coolmathgames

the og unblocked website for kids who want to play games in school without being detected by the teachers- including games such as IQ ball, parking fury and hangman- an absolute banger for students
Person 1: yo do you want to play fireboy and watergirl on coolmathgames?
Person 2: aw yeah! And the teacher won’t realise!
by Pokemonisacult May 27, 2020
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