Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!
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by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018
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