confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

Conficationcanfinnal

When you want to give an intelligent reply but have no idea what the reply should be

Reply to a complicated question ‘conficationcanfinnal’

by Frodoshire September 5, 2020

Conspiction

a cross between constipated and conspicuous - someone conspicuously constipated aka full of shit

John is clearly suffering from conspiction.

by FSPer August 6, 2022

Unavoidable conviction

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment

In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Stupendous confectionery

To describe someone as a formal “sweet one” politely and with class.

You are a stupendous confectionery

by Annoynyms73929284739 June 19, 2022

Conniction

Usually known as a "conniption", but now is called conniction because it sounds better.

A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.

The girl had a conniction that she couldn't control.

by Abbeigh, Casey, Morgan and Christina July 28, 2006

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014