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conflictious

When a third party happens upon a couple when they are in conflict, usually its the female that gives the conflictious stare.
That is, two people are in a state of disharmony, and a third person, unknowingly becomes a target just because they are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
C'right happened upon a conflictious situation, when at Bear's house he asked Rachel "How you doin'?" when in the company of Chauncy. Even though as far as C'right knew, everything was peachy between himself and Rachel, it was a conflictuous situation, and he had to bail while his heart was still beating.
conflictious by Court Hollis May 3, 2006
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confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."
You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.
confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012

Confuctious 

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted
Confuctious by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

confliction 

Coined by Rachel, Christie & Gianna during Big Brother's 2005 series in Australia; used instead of the word conflict to show that you are actually really intellect.
"This week I had confliction with Dean because he has a big dong. This affects my time in the house because..."
confliction by speakafreaka July 22, 2008

confectious 

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation
Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"
confectious by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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