kill confirmed

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone.

"Dude how'd it go last night?"

"Kill confirmed."

by AirJordan86 August 31, 2016

solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.

My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!

by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008

confirmed

To confirm a sentence.

"Mans be off to da club tonite. confirmed."
"Duffy be the next big thang. confirmed."

by Fred Tissue February 15, 2008

confirmed bachelor

Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)

You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.

by H.C. S. February 7, 2007

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)

He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.

by talacatori January 25, 2005

Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

by serd12 July 6, 2018

Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021