When your last moments of self-created ecstasy get fucked up because you can't decide which infatuation to jack off too in the brainmelt. Commonly occurs with multiple loves\crushes\etc.
by disheveled_homosexual June 18, 2010
Get the Confused Orgasm mug.The amazing Led Zeppelin song that later became the name for one of the greatest movies of all time. "Dazed and Confused" is about several high schoolers on the last day of school in 1976. Set in Midland , Texas, the teens engage in extensive drug and alcohol use. Basically, that's all the movie is about.
Song: "Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true."
Movie: Slater-"Hey man... are you cool?"
Mitch-"Like.....how?"
Slater-"Ooookaaaaay..."
Pink-"He was just asking if you get high."
Movie: Slater-"Hey man... are you cool?"
Mitch-"Like.....how?"
Slater-"Ooookaaaaay..."
Pink-"He was just asking if you get high."
by little wing October 9, 2005
Get the dazed and confused mug.the word that is most often used by women and men when they don't know how a relationship is going, or if there is a relation ship.
ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!
by El Cangri April 9, 2005
Get the confused mug.A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.
by Carlos June 18, 2006
Get the Dazed and Confused mug.During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.
Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.
Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.
Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.
by iCame September 29, 2009
Get the Coital Confessions mug.Abbr: CAS
CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"
Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"
Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?
Confused Asian: Yes.
T: What did I just say?
CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?
Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
Confused Asian: Yes.
T: What did I just say?
CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?
Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
by TryDelt December 14, 2010
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