Clondominium

Condominiums on a massive scale flowing over hills and arroyos - same size, style, color, landscaping. Typically each condo is occupied by 2 adults, 2.3 children, 1 dog or cat and sometimes 1 rabbit. 2-car garage has 2 cars inside because the homeowner's association mandates no parking in the driveway or on the street. California has thousands of these unique housing units where neighbors don't know one another - and don't care.

In 1975, while traveling toward Riverside, California on Freeway 91, after having been away for several years, Patty and Gordie were amazed by the hundreds of clondominiums packed into the area known as the mouth of the Santa Ana Canyon. Clone + Condominium = Clondominium.

by Gordie Hayduk October 13, 2008

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

colominican

Someone who is or descent from both Colombia and the Dominican Republic

“Hi I’m Colominican!”
“Oh wow, that’s so cool”

by saikikusuo August 3, 2021

coneomanic

Someone who is overly obsessed with cones. Experiences strong sexual feelings towards traffic cones. They're often found with cones in cars, houses, or giving head (to the cone).

If you have been gifted a cone you should know that you are a very special person, and are now indebted to the coneomanic who gifted you the cone.
If you lose the cone you will likely be attacked by a fellow coneomanic.

Dude 1: "Look at all them cones!"
Dude 2: "CONESSSSSSS!!!"
Dude 3: "Y'all must be coneomanic"

by Dr. Coner November 20, 2021

Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025