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texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.
frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.
by hnbc August 4, 2006
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counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.
Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!
by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010
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loose connections

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.
Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."
by ashy123456 May 18, 2014
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The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".
Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.
by Afties January 25, 2011
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Zettlemoyer condition

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran
SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!
by Essence Bri January 21, 2011
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Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room
"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"
by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016
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