CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

compsoy

Mocking variation of "computer science".
Invented by a programming twitch streamer / youtuber tsoding when implementing goto statement in OCaml.

Ocaml is a compsoy language.
Using recursion is compsoy

by fifgo June 24, 2023

te la comes

a short way to say you suck dick in spanish

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep

by ImMaATriggerhappy April 1, 2010

comms

Communications.

Easy to deal with, excellent comms and fast payment.

by Chris4 November 3, 2008

Cemused

The expression one feel's when both amused and bemused.

After watching her friend running up and down the street in a clown costume, Catherine felt very cemused.

by diabolus89 January 18, 2011

nose comps

free cocaine at a party

I was very excited to go to A/V and then once I got there someone hooked me up with nose comps.

by GuBostonDubs January 4, 2017

clear comms

Typically used in a setting where someone is playing a game and cannot hear and then shouts to "clear comms"

Friend 1: *trying to clutch 1v1*

Friend 2: *talking to other friends while Friend 1 is clutching*
Friend 1: Yo Clear comms man

by Therealsnoz June 24, 2022