Compooner

A person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner.

Person 1: I love watching poon on my computer!
Person 2: You're a compooner!
Person 3: I agree!

by Wordmaker 4000 November 1, 2017

compoozled

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.

Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.

by WordSmithK November 25, 2018

Confoosed

''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.

brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''

by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021

Compoost

The combined use of fresh spring water, grass and soft-to-touch leaves in the wilderness to create a useful, eco-friendly compost using sources straight from the human bowel.

“For my school project i created a DIY compoost and stunned the teachers. The teachers were too stunned to speak”

“Oh no we are out of compost for our land. What should we do?”
- “dont worry mum i have a solution”

by Poopidyscoopidy January 13, 2022

Composery

When someone creates a bad song that sounds very silly and tomfoolery-esque.

"Hey man, did you hear the new song Fletcher Beasley made?"
"No? Explain it to me."
"It's called Funhouse. It kinda just sounds like he just put random notes and sound effects in a synthesizer."
"Oh, so he's up to that composery again."

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) November 12, 2023

Comported

conduct oneself; behave.

"articulate students who comported themselves well in television interviews"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Compooter

Compooter

compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer

by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025