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common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.
Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.
by Richard Black May 16, 2005
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Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.
I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.
by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022
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Common law dating

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!
by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017
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Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.
That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.
by Bill December 6, 2004
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common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.
Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon
by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016
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Common literature

1. A thing that certain people consider "very scary" when used by one who's typing is all over the place, usually very poor grammar, capitalization, spelling, and more, then suddenly changes to the proper way of typing/writing.

2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.

3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.
"What? I simply decided to use common literature properly to do better with English. It's not like the world is ending." "YOUR TYPING NORMAL AND IT'S SCARY" "You're, not your. Your is ta-" "SHUT-"
by Discord's Personal Satan January 6, 2021
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