to come on

1)to ejaculate on something or someone
2)to get ones menstrual period (this expression is used this way in certain parts of the UK)
3)to come online, particularly to sign into an instant messaging program, to enter a chatroom, etc.

1)If you pull out, don't come on the quilt my grandma made me.
2)You seem a bit moody today; are you about to come on?
3)I wish Fox would come on so I can kick her ass at literati.

by pooge June 11, 2006

come

People that have never read any porn magazine articles in there life and can't spell the word correctly.

The correct spelling is cum.

Come over here now! Are you going to come to the game?

by Christopher_Cool June 12, 2008

coming

Having a rapturous moment.

"Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than He, for I'm coming."

by Kev Corwin February 25, 2008

comely

1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely

Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.

by notapussy May 11, 2010

come come paradise

The dirty book that Kakashi reads in Naruto. Made By the great Jiraiya and we always see Kakashi Reading it.

Kakashi= They made a movie about Come Come Paradise? Im reserving tickets!

by Kyuubi0000 January 16, 2005

Coming

Where someone is going towards u he/she is coming

“I am coming towards Gina”

by Zebra monkey July 3, 2019

come come paradise

some questionable material kakashi reads in naruto and naruto shippuden, written by jiraiya aka. ero sennin

naruto: sakura-chan! sakura-chan! have you seen kakashi sensei???
sakura: he's probably reading come come paradise
naruto: he's reading ero sennin's r-rated porn book... how surprising
sasuke: he's late again
*kakashi appears*
kakashi: sorry... i guided someone to the hokages's office, he was lost-
naruto, sakura, sasuke: ...
naruto, sakura, sasuke: KAKASHI SENSEI
kakashi: heh heh heh

by superiorlesbian August 19, 2019