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Considerate Lover

The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"

In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.

During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"

Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"

After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.

Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!

Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
by ManChildLF August 3, 2010
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consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.
Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)
by <3coco23 December 3, 2011
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Consideridiot

When someone holds the right hand door open to let people out of a store, blocking everyone else trying to get in. The person who stops their car midblock to let a pedestrian jay-walk. The person who has a green light but stops to let someone make a left turn.
The consideridiot in front of me let the fat guy with a beer cross mid-block and i missed the light.
by Taltree October 22, 2015
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considerate asshole

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
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considerosity

The act of giving kindly awareness of another's feelings, circumstance
Jill behaved with considerosity by taking appetizers out to one of Jack's table, as he dealt with some irritable diners at another table.
by Nadia Furhunter October 17, 2008
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penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on
Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
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Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.
by Frank Grand April 16, 2020
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