Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

isaac collingwood

Massive stud who supports the best team in the world arsenal (coyg) also is one of the most muscular men on the planet, and is opium asf

Isaac Collingwood is opium

by kenkarsonismygoat January 26, 2025

isaac collingwood

a sexy handsome guy who can lift a truck with his pinky finger. a sexy handsome guy who can pull women by his rocket league skills.

“isaac collingwood the most attractive man on earth
6,099,000,000 other people on google agree to this statement”

by Isaac collingwood January 26, 2025

Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!

“Do you go for Collingwood?”
“Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch”

by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022