serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect
"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"
by eddie of 48185 June 06, 2005
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collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.
"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"
by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 08, 2017
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Casual Collective

A gaming site which was awesome until the developers left for Facebook riches.
Guy 1: Dude have you been on the Casual Collective lately?
Guy 2: No man that site died years ago.
by Fellow CCer June 15, 2011
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collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
by TheRealLance April 15, 2010
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Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.
1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/
by Cheerios22 October 16, 2008
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Man collective

Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.

First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.

It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'
Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'

Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'
by junta_dorset January 09, 2010
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Collective Majority

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 20, 2011
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