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porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.
Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.
by mt1mp August 23, 2006
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Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.
I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention
by El el fetches January 23, 2013
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oh-so-convenient

(adjective)

Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just happened to be there.
As the burglar neared ever closer, Amy grabbed the oh-so-convenient letter opener that for some reason was taped against the wall she was backed up on. Then, she stabbed wildly at him, and he fell to the floor.
With a grin stretching across her face, she drags the body to the well in her backyard (wtf?!) and pushes him in. It was then that we realize that that was no burgler —— that was another of her victims.
by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009
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Kings of Convenience

A humble Norweigan band that relies heavily on soothing acoustic and at times orchestral sounds to construct a beautiful art in every song inundated with tranquil yet sophisticated lyrics.
A: I bombed that final. I'm freaking out and ready to explode in frustration.

B: Chill out to some Kings of Convenience, then.
by Matvik Zvarich November 4, 2012
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CHIJ St Theresa's Convent

CHIJ St Theresa's Convent is the the home of hotties. Known for their good hockey team and great suffering in sports CCAs (etc Track and Field #NopainNogame), they are also known for their absolutely hardworking students. Theresians are very kind and once they get to know you more they can be quite fun to be with. They may sometimes seem cold on the outside but inside they are 101% hotter than your ex. If you ever wanna find one just go Tiong or Vivo can already. (Legend says, their toilets are filled with posters of baby feet and they even have an STC toilet review Instagram page...)
"Sialah! Why got so many blue ghosts at Tiong! Must be those ah girl from CHIJ St Theresa's Convent."
by Mr Rickz August 21, 2021
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Coise

Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt
Coise is an ugly little Crunt.
by jlang1 December 3, 2011
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Convenience Crush

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.
"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."
by thereisdonutinmyjelly October 4, 2012
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