conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cockolate

a chocolate-covered penis

"Hey, baby, I got some cockolate for you tonight, Josh" moaned Nathann.

by Josh L L December 3, 2006

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

by steven la February 11, 2009

cockgantic

A pleasantly surprisingly large size or amount

They gavr me a cockgantic amount of ice cream .

by All laced up September 24, 2017

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cockular

someone who is well known for getting the cock (the male genitalia).

skylark is very cockular!

by cockular May 14, 2016