sucked cock to the top

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007

cockdoodle

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.

Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.

by gianluke November 30, 2006

vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

cockboy

a boy or man who is in love with cock.

hey cockboy, i heard you take it in the ass.

by cunthound May 18, 2003

Cockbomb

The act of diving upon a naked woman cock-first aiming for insertion whilst roaring the phrase "COCKBOMB"

"Did a Cockbomb on this girl last night!"
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"

or

"I missed and my knob snapped..."

by smashone October 28, 2013

Cockhomo

An insult referring to someone as a gay man who craves cock.

Roland is such a cockhomo, all he thinks about is sucking other guys dicks

by SpofoAnon January 10, 2008

the cockhole is not for speaking

"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...

Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....

by tex WHITE November 27, 2019