by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008
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1. An ostentatious exhibition of many surgically removed penises.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
1. She's just flaunting those amputated cocks around like it's Christmas or something. Now that's some good ol' fashioned cocksploitation!
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
by franzpolak November 10, 2010
Get the cocksploitation mug.When an employee of a company (usually the social media manager) gives an excuse for the bad decisions the company has made as directed by the company upper management.
@Bob123: Hey, why did you just double the price on your service that has only been $50 a month for the 5 years you guys have been around?
@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.
@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.
Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?
Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.
@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.
@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.
Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?
Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.
by conflict dude December 4, 2021
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Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!
Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!
Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!
by volt May 14, 2022
Get the coinsplain mug.by POOT aka Rolph September 25, 2005
Get the Cockspin mug.The act of a a woman totally pwning a man using wit combined with hyperintelligence so viciously that his cock literally explodes out of fear and shock.
Alexandra: Kaitlyn is cocksploding Barry with her dazzling wit.
Austin: OMG Iknowrite? But I think my cock is still intact. Lemme check.
Austin: OMG Iknowrite? But I think my cock is still intact. Lemme check.
by dontuseyourrealname5258 March 3, 2011
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