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Cocksmith

A man that possesses great skill in pleasuring a woman with his penis. A fantastic lover. One that can handle his cock. A master in the art of penis control.
Damn, I can't even walk straight, James demolished my vagina, he's a true cocksmith.
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Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.
"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."
by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013
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Cockpit

When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.
Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"

Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."

Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"

Margaret: "Resplendant!"
by Witherton McManus January 3, 2010
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Cocksmith

one who seizes or manipulates the cock with great force and accuracy.
You're such a cocksmith
by CWinget April 10, 2006
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Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.
Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”
by gudy robert January 5, 2019
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two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.
She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.
by bekaz April 2, 2014
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The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.
Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.
by Stellar255 May 5, 2018
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