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carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.
That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.
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cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.
Man. not another cockrock band
by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009
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Cockritis

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
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Cockroach

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.
Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!
by NotCharne September 28, 2019
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Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
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cockroach killer boots

Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style
You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.
by Stoneform March 7, 2011
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cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007
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