by Ashley! July 25, 2006
Get the cockweed mug.A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.
That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.
Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.
Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.
by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008
Get the cockneck mug.Related Words
Cocknee
• Cockneed
• cockney
• cockneck
• cockleech
• cockweed
• Cockney Rhyming Slang
• Cockee
• Cockney Wanker
• cockbeer
by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011
Get the Cockness Monster mug.A dialect originating in East London which involves substituting short phrases for words. The phrases rhyme with the word that they replace.
"So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney...
Barney Rubble...
Trouble!"
-Don Cheadle as Basher in Ocean's Eleven
No one gets his Cockney Rhyming Slang but him.
Barney Rubble...
Trouble!"
-Don Cheadle as Basher in Ocean's Eleven
No one gets his Cockney Rhyming Slang but him.
by VooDooXII August 27, 2006
Get the Cockney Rhyming Slang mug.by Stoole July 29, 2017
Get the cockfeeder mug.A state of miscommunication which originates from a mishearing of a word said in conversation which leads to a situation in which people are no longer following the same subjects of conversation.
by Angelirical January 1, 2023
Get the Cockney jungle mug.A person from East London - definitely not one of those ponces from North or West London who drink wine instead of beer and spend all day talking about their houses.
A real Cockney is someone that all the manc, scouser, geordie and mackem hardmen really want to be but won't admit to. Not only is the Cockney smarter and more
cunning than the northerner, but he (or she) is better looking, sharper dressed, and a much better street fighter. Come down to Upton Park and try West Ham if you think otherwise.
And look, we can spell too!
The typical northern master criminal is someone who thieves car radios, goes shoplifting or robs seven-year old kids at knifepoint. That's about their limit. A good old Cockney blag, on the other hand, involves robbing millions of quid from banks, trains and bullion warehouses. Different league.
So to sum up: the cockney is better looking, better dressed, a better fighter, more intelligent and better in bed than the northerner.
That's why they hate us.
A real Cockney is someone that all the manc, scouser, geordie and mackem hardmen really want to be but won't admit to. Not only is the Cockney smarter and more
cunning than the northerner, but he (or she) is better looking, sharper dressed, and a much better street fighter. Come down to Upton Park and try West Ham if you think otherwise.
And look, we can spell too!
The typical northern master criminal is someone who thieves car radios, goes shoplifting or robs seven-year old kids at knifepoint. That's about their limit. A good old Cockney blag, on the other hand, involves robbing millions of quid from banks, trains and bullion warehouses. Different league.
So to sum up: the cockney is better looking, better dressed, a better fighter, more intelligent and better in bed than the northerner.
That's why they hate us.
Cockney to geordie: ere - you a faackin norverner?
You're faackin ded sun.
Cockney to Cockney: let's git darn sarf o' the river an giv them faackin Millwall cants a ruckin.
You're faackin ded sun.
Cockney to Cockney: let's git darn sarf o' the river an giv them faackin Millwall cants a ruckin.
by mickthefish December 14, 2009
Get the Cockney mug.