cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.

oh hey that dudes got a cocklette

by yourknowme February 25, 2012

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

cockleech

1. One who sucks cock.

Quit being such a cockleech you flamer

by rofl February 10, 2003

Cockle Doodle Doo

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

cockless

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010