A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
by Weehawk30 September 05, 2006
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cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
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cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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cluster fuck

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".
Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.
by CF May 01, 2003
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Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

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A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.
WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!
by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010
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Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked
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cluster fuck

1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.



2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck

2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
by Leigh July 20, 2004
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