clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018

Confuckle

An argument

My girlfriend and I got into a serious confuckle last night and broke up

by Lil Skelly August 7, 2023

clownfucker

One who fucks clowns.

"That Randy, he sure loves to fuck clowns."
"He's a clownfucker, ain't he?"
"Best damned clownfucker I've ever seen."

by Sean Blackwell August 17, 2004

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Confuckled

Confused beyond fuck.

What the hell is going on here? I'm confuckled.

by tweek45345 February 12, 2013