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Clownfuck

During sex, one party gazes at the other, grinning like a deranged clown. Generally used as a tool to ensure the receiver of the clownfuck will never be interested in you again.

can be referred to as "clownface"
"How did it go with Anne the other night?"
"Well, she clownfucked me..."
"Did it work, are you gonna call her again?"
"Of course not, I can take a hint, I mean who wants to bang a girl that stares at you like 'It the Clown', I felt like I was having sex with Gary Busey wearing Joker make-up"
by The Latvian Riverbank September 21, 2011
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Confuckadoodle

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
by John J Black August 15, 2012
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confuckle

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009
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Confuckamus

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!
Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!
by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016
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Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
by catfood69 May 11, 2016
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confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
by nim_k August 15, 2018
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confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008
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