"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
Get the DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS mug.When an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.
Nick drank too much Lvivske with Jamie and Melania at the CYM bar last night, so Adrian had to give him an Ellenville Alarm Clock to wake him up.
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Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.
Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!
I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022
Get the Modafinil alarm clock mug.Usually referring to a trans person who does not "pass" well is said to look "clocky." An outfit can also be clocky, or a shade of make-up. Anything that makes the trans person more obvious.
by Rlee008 January 17, 2018
Get the clocky mug.The most bad ass guy that has ever walked this planet. He is also the most sweetest person, even though he has no feelings (probably because he had to grow up with the last name Cocks), he is also extremely tough, you dont wan to mess with Dr. Cocks. All the cool girls love him and all the guys are buddies with him.
by Monsters R YUMMY! November 22, 2010
Get the Dr. Cocks mug.A boss or supervisor that constantly watches the clock to ensure that the employee is present at work during office hours. These supervisors care less as to what work is produced by the employee. They are more concerned that the employee is present.
This is mainly applicable to an office environment, particularly one with cubicles. The clock shark will walk around inspecting employee attendance. Their heads are visible over the tops of the cubicles and resembles a shark swimming around the office.
The clock shark themselves typically produce a questionable quantity of work as they spend the majority of their productive hours monitoring the attendance of others.
This is mainly applicable to an office environment, particularly one with cubicles. The clock shark will walk around inspecting employee attendance. Their heads are visible over the tops of the cubicles and resembles a shark swimming around the office.
The clock shark themselves typically produce a questionable quantity of work as they spend the majority of their productive hours monitoring the attendance of others.
Employee 1: Hey, you coming to happy hour today? We're going at 4:30
Employee 2: I can't, my boss is a clock shark. He'll be swimming around at about 4 o'clock to see if I'm still keeping my chair warm. I'll see you after 5.
Employee 2: I can't, my boss is a clock shark. He'll be swimming around at about 4 o'clock to see if I'm still keeping my chair warm. I'll see you after 5.
by prefer_not_to September 20, 2010
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i was up all night with alarm clock anxiety, cuz i didn't want to sleep in and miss my job interview.
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