clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

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clobberstab

To stab and clobber, simultaneously.

Coyote and Noq wanted to clobberstab those responsible for the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

by Noq January 13, 2004

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Robber Clobber

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008

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Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009

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clobberfaced

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

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"Cloby i require Man Ass, please quench my never-ending thirst for your succulent, voluptuous, Man Buttocks, please and thank you."

by 0nii Chan September 20, 2019

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