Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 12, 2003

Clivusing

Part of Speech: Verb
Inflected Form(s): clivus, clivused

1 : to poop on someone followed by sprinkling wood chips or saw dust on the fecal matter.

Derived from Clivus Multrum, a company that makes composting toilets

I.E. I enjoyed clivusing your mom last night

by Golden Messiah July 30, 2008

Clevashe

The warped french version of the word "cleavage". It pertains to an exceptionally beautiful cleavage.

Dang Krista! That's some sweet clevashe you got there!

by Shotgun Soup March 27, 2009

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003

clegus

Clegus Is A One Of A Kind Name Originated From The One And Only "Clegus Poledore". It Means Successful, Wealth, And Great Power. The Name Clegus Has Never Been Discovered Until 12-11-99, It Was Discovered Engraved In An Ancient Egyptian Pyramid . And Translated By Archeologists ...

Aye Yo Clegus Pass The Grits😂😂

by Clegus December 19, 2016