Clem

Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).

Mark : Have you seen Clem lately?
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.

by Juan E. Burrito September 9, 2019

Clem

Super kind, hilarious, relatable people. Definitely a Gemini ♊️. Always up for catching up and going out and having fun. Sometimes more reserved and quiet. Clem has amazing style! Clem has blue eyes and blonde hair. She could definitely be an actor or a super model. Clem is one of the prettiest people you will meet. And although most people don’t notice they are an incredible writer and could pursue that as a career aswell.

‘Omg is that Clem?’
‘Yea!’
‘She could be a supermodel!’

by betterthanelian123 January 14, 2022

Clem

A large flap of skin

I have a Clem stomach

by Plubby July 31, 2017

Sweet clem

Orignating from a sweet juicy clementine but is used as a euphemism for a sweet sweet vagina

Boy 1: I'm horny
Boy 2: me too, I have a craving for sweet clem

by Clamey February 13, 2014

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

Clem brulee

An absurdly attractive French male in which you wish to eat. For breakfast, dinner and lunch. Anytime... Yum yum! Simply the thought of being without one "clem brulee" gives you hunger pains. The only way to forefill this pain is to eat one out... Yum yum

I bet that clem brulee pushes back

by David Herbert May 10, 2022

keeley and clem

the people who make all hangouts and events better

“we are going out without you” - someone
“thats a shame, keeley and clem would make it better” - everyone else ever

by keelem282847293 April 9, 2022