Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Harry clay

To masturbate and cry at the same time Often using tears as lube normally over a female friend/coworker That u will never have sex with

Damn I Harry clay’d over Emily last night I will never get to have sex with her But at least facebook is free and she has lots of pictures

What I wouldn't give to enter a bathroom after she had violated it!

by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

Les Claypool

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.

listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass

by Tommy F. September 25, 2005

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

Clayco

Clayton County, Georgia is one of the most gang-infested areas in Metro Atlanta. Something is always going down for the worse in this county.

John: Are you going to Clayco?

James: Hell no, I ain't trying to get shot.

by DexJ January 11, 2008

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Harry clay

To masturbate wile crying, often using your own tears as lubricant, and more than likely whilst viewing the Facebook profile picture of a coworker you have no chance of getting with

Damn I did a Harry clay last night, It makes me feel so pathetic but at least the lube is free

That guys a real creep you just know he does a Harry clay every night

by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021