Cleaverage

When a woman uses her tits to win an argument.

My wife was all like "Mow the lawn!" and I was all like "Nah.". Then she put on her red dress that pushes her tits almost right out of said dress. Beat me with cleaverage again. What a bitch.

by jordanjames. May 14, 2011

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.

'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.

by gemba August 1, 2011

Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.

"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."

by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009

Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.

The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.

by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009

Cleaver

Can occasionally be slang for vagina.

I got a lot of cleaver back in college.

by NotIronears May 4, 2011

Cleaverge

On the verge of being a cleavage .

So this hot chick bent down to pick up the coin and before I could notice, got cleaverged by the hair and the left hand. It was like she knew .

by _warchief_ May 1, 2016